Scene iii: The elusive cappuccino

Enter CUSTOMER, a man in his 40's dressed in upper middle class clothes and with no warning signs of insanity about his appearance. He approaches the register.

BARISTA
Hi, can I help you?

CUSTOMER
Ah, yes, can I get a small cappuccino, no foam.

BARISTA
No.

CUSTOMER
I'm sorry?

BARISTA
Um, I can't make a cappuccino with no foam.

CUSTOMER
Are you serious? It really can't be that difficult. I just want a cappuccino, hold the foam. How hard can that be?

BARISTA
Sir, you do know what a cappuccino is, right?

CUSTOMER
Of course I know what a cappuccino is! Where is your manager? How dare you be so rude to me!

BARISTA
She's right here.

(gestures to SUPERVISOR standing at the bar)

CUSTOMER

(to SUPERVISOR)

Can YOU make me a cappuccino with no foam?

SUPERVISOR
I really can't.

CUSTOMER
This is outrageous!

BARISTA
Sir, a no-foam cappuccino is a double espresso.

CUSTOMER
If you know what it is then why can't you make it!

SUPERVISOR
One double espresso coming right up.

CUSTOMER
Thank you! Was that so hard?

end scene.